Cirque and Destroy is a cult. To make sure that everyone gets a chance to pay tribute, while also being as safe as possible, these 11 Commandments shall guide your way!
Thou Shalt Not…
- Disrespect thy hosts, bar, nor other patrons.
- Commit Thievery
- Be Bringing Outside Alcohol
- Drink Underage
- Commit to Drunkenness with Disorderly or Aggressive Behavior
Fire Performers Shalt Not…
- Burn without thy designated Safety (whose name thou shalt know).
- Burn outside the holy Circle
- Enter the holy Circle without permission while a devoted fire performer is alight.
- Bless (soak) fire-props with holy water (fuel) outside of the designated baptismal font (fueling area).
- Set alight the Lord’s green Earth (on purpose)
- Teach fire-breathing at this most holy drinking establishment.
Breaking any of the above rules may result in any of the following forms of punishment:
- Suspended from all activities. (You may stay, but not participate.)
- Removal from premises.